Once again, Paul hits the nail on the head. We come to church like slobs, wholly unprepared, wholly lacking in the proper dispositions, and then act as though, by gracing the building with our unruly presence, we are doing God a huge favor!
Forgive us our trespasses.
I actually sat in back of an elderly lady eating a bagel and slurping coffee all during Mass.
I'm a diabetic, and can make an entire hour without a meal, and she was old enough to know better.