The last time I found myself in the unfortunate situation of attending a LifeTeen Mass, it made me so damn mad I felt I couldn't receive Holy Communion. The music (average age of the band: well over 30) was as sophomoric as it was objectively sacrilegious, and a football stadium atmosphere prevailed inside the Church. And as if all that weren't bad enough, (a) the celebrant was the bishop, and (b) he was singing along with the tunes.
I can already hear the howls of protest. It's no use trying to inform me that rock music at Mass "can be reverent," and "brings the kids into church" and "draws them closer to Christ." Secular music is not fit for worship, period. There was a time, still within living memory, when the consensus on drums and steel guitars inside a Catholic church would have been that they're simply sacrilegious. And before you start getting on my case about "rash-judging" the souls of those who like and participate in rock concert Masses, go back and notice that I called the music at the Mass I got stuck at "objectively sacrilegious," thereby giving the band and the organizers the benefit of the doubt. Persons who are poorly formed in their faith cannot be expected to know any better, especially when they have priests and bishops setting a bad example.
As to what it is exactly that kids are being "drawn to" by rock bands in church, surely that calls for closer examination. Authentic Christianity has never been about manipulating people's emotions: quite the opposite. We read over and over again in the great spiritual works that good feelings during prayer and worship are gifts that God gives to beginners for their encouragement; but sooner or later He withdraws them, to test whether we love Him for Himself or because He gives us candy. We know from the saints that prayer is often arduous work, devoid of sensible consolations; otherwise, how could we gain any merit by persevering?
But this rock band stuff makes the candy an end in itself. Mass becomes all about what we are getting out of it, with little or no serious thought for whether we are giving God the worship that is His due. (Question: if the band isn't even good enough for a garage -- let alone a recording contract -- why is it good enough for the Creator of the Universe?) Rock band Masses are in direct opposition to the Gospel injunction to seek first the kingdom of God and His justice, and then all these other things will be added unto us. It sends the message that we're not really engaged in authentic prayer and worship unless it makes us feel good, and that if God's not giving us candy, then we must not be right with Him. So, then, when the non-stop gratification of the senses ceases, so does Mass attendance.
Finally, the Church is not supposed to be "relevant" in the sense the world means "relevant." The world defines "relevance" as going along with the Zeitgeist. But the Church is decidedly and emphatically counter-cultural. Her Founder, after all, commands us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek and not lay up to ourselves treasures on earth. And Christ warned us that the world will hate us because it hated Him first. Yet the same people who prattle on and on about how Jesus was a "revolutionary" and "shook up the Establishment" have striven might and main for decades to bring the Church into lockstep with this same world.
The Catholic Church has the Truth in its fullness. Truth is always relevant. Truth needs neither frill nor dressing: people hunger for it on their own without the artificial stimulants. People hunger for something higher, and beautiful, because that is what we were made for: we're not supposed to be satisfied with lying in our own personal gutter. The devil, on the other hand, wants the Church and her worship to be "relevant" in the worldly sense, because "relevance" distracts us from Truth. And the devil is all about lowering expectations to the point they're already met, because that keeps us from striving for the perfection we're called to. When are we going to figure this out?
But this rock band stuff makes the candy an end in itself. Mass becomes all about what we are getting out of it, with little or no serious thought for whether we are giving God the worship that is His due. (Question: if the band isn't even good enough for a garage -- let alone a recording contract -- why is it good enough for the Creator of the Universe?) Rock band Masses are in direct opposition to the Gospel injunction to seek first the kingdom of God and His justice, and then all these other things will be added unto us. It sends the message that we're not really engaged in authentic prayer and worship unless it makes us feel good, and that if God's not giving us candy, then we must not be right with Him. So, then, when the non-stop gratification of the senses ceases, so does Mass attendance.
Finally, the Church is not supposed to be "relevant" in the sense the world means "relevant." The world defines "relevance" as going along with the Zeitgeist. But the Church is decidedly and emphatically counter-cultural. Her Founder, after all, commands us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek and not lay up to ourselves treasures on earth. And Christ warned us that the world will hate us because it hated Him first. Yet the same people who prattle on and on about how Jesus was a "revolutionary" and "shook up the Establishment" have striven might and main for decades to bring the Church into lockstep with this same world.
The Catholic Church has the Truth in its fullness. Truth is always relevant. Truth needs neither frill nor dressing: people hunger for it on their own without the artificial stimulants. People hunger for something higher, and beautiful, because that is what we were made for: we're not supposed to be satisfied with lying in our own personal gutter. The devil, on the other hand, wants the Church and her worship to be "relevant" in the worldly sense, because "relevance" distracts us from Truth. And the devil is all about lowering expectations to the point they're already met, because that keeps us from striving for the perfection we're called to. When are we going to figure this out?