Monday, August 17, 2009

Immutable Laws of Nature

Give a moth a light, and it'll fly toward it.

Give a bee a flower, and it'll gather pollen.

Give a dog another dog's rear end, and he'll sniff it.

Give a cat an empty cardboard box, and she'll jump in.

Give an inmate a window, and he'll stick his ass up against it.

(If you're lucky, that's all he'll stick against it.)