Monday, December 27, 2010

Dance Macabre

If you stood all of Hugh Hefner's exes in a line, one after the other, they would form a queue that would probably wrap around the earth's equator three or four times.  Having previously discarded two wives and a legion of concubines -- Hef has often economized by carrying on with multiple women at once -- the 84-year-old playgeezer has offered his soiled hand to Crystal Harris, a girl 60 years his junior.  And she, already foolish enough to have bared herself in Hefner's mag, is apparently compounding her foolishness by agreeing to marry this hound, who is old enough to be her great-grandfather.


Hey Hef: you can rob every cradle within a 100-mile radius of the Playboy Mansion, but: you're still going to die. 

4 comments:

  1. "Fear of Death" is spot on!

    I remember this as the reason for Cosmos philandering in Moonstruck.

    It's worse to witness in reality.

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  2. An idea: tweet the last sentence of the post to Hefner's and/or Playboy mansion's Twitter account.

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