As the old year winds down to its conclusion, it's only natural to meditate on the passage of time, our ever more distant youth, the death to which every day we are one day closer. Our souls, of course, do not age, but our bodies do, and the world is not the same as it was when we were kids.
One thing that tells me I'm getting old -- besides the increasing sensitivity of my old injuries to changes in the weather, and the new gray hairs I keep finding all over my scalp -- is that my cultural referents are becoming obsolete. My similes, metaphors and witticisms are intelligible to a more and more tightly circumscribed pool of listeners. A generation has now grown into adulthood that has to Google things my generation took for granted. More and more adults today cannot remember the following:
-- Cassette Tapes. These were things we used to record songs off the radio -- something the newest generation of adults has probably never done. Bonus points to you 20-somethings if you can identify an 8-track cassette.
-- Vinyl records. Vinyl records are played on a revolving turntable. A needle on a mechanical arm is inserted gently onto the record disk and transmits the recording from grooves in the disk to the speakers. An LP (long-playing) record is 12 inches in diameter; in the '70s and '80s, we all had thousands of them. There were also cassette versions of records, and we had thousands of those, too.
-- Televisions without Remote Controls. In my house, I had to be the remote control.
-- Pong. A video tennis game, played with a console plugged into a television set, consisting of two lines that moved up and down and a bouncing square. This was state of the art and highly popular. Seriously.
-- Playing Outside. Although mine was the first generation to play video games at home, we still played outside. I used to roller skate and ride my bike all around the block, even in the suburbs of Los Angeles. The general rule was that when the street lights came on, you came home.
-- Paul McCartney and Wings. In 1980, it was a revelation to us kids to learn that before Wings, Paul McCartney had been in the Beatles. We all knew the Beatles, we just didn't know realize that Paul McCartney was one of them. 31 years later, it is a revelation to learn that there was such a thing as Wings. I don't want to think about whether the existence of the Beatles is a revelation.
-- Rotary Telephones. Yes, there was a time when a telephone actually had a dial where you stuck your finger into a hole in a wheel corresponding to a number (or letters, back in the days of telephone name exchanges), pulled the wheel back, and waited for the wheel to return to the start position before you dialed the next number. I don't remember exactly when we got our first touch-tone phone, but it had to be the late '80s. Mobile phones were a rarity, and structurally no different than an average touch-tone phone with a cord. No cameras, no video games, no texting, no sexting, no 30-year-old adolescent co-worker taking pictures of his junk and messaging it to your phone.
-- "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran." Also in 1980, we had the Iran Hostage Crisis. This song, a parody of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys (another cultural institution probably unknown to today's adults), was a reaction to the crisis. "We're gonna rock your Ayatollah/sock your Ayatollah/bomb Iran." In the far less politically correct climate of three decades ago, this ditty was quite popular and frequently played on the radio.
-- The Impending Ice Age. Yes, during the 1970s, we were expecting a new Ice Age. Any minute now.
-- Looney Tunes Cartoons. Despite watching the unexpurgated version of these cartoons, we did not grow up to become racists.
-- All in the Family. This show was so huge in the '70s that it is especially depressing to have to explain it to people today. It is about the Bunkers and the Stivics, who start off all living in the same house: Archie Bunker, the loud-mouthed, bigoted, right-wing longshoreman and veteran of World War II who talks in malapropisms; Edith Bunker, his wife with the high-pitched voice, ding-batty yet wise in her own way (though inconsistently so, due to the producer's efforts to make her friendly to leftist ideology); their daughter, Gloria Stivic, who works to put her husband through school; and Mike "Meathead" Stivic, the hippie-leftist husband, diametrically opposed to Archie's politics. The show made history with its immense viewership and its controversial subject matter. Archie Bunker, played by the very-left-wing though gifted actor Carroll O'Connor, was basically Norman Lear's tool for making fun of conservatives. Still, Archie is anything but one-dimensional. He also got the last laugh in many ways: except for the bigoted blather, he turned out to be right about a lot of things, and even prophetic (e.g., predicting that Ronald Reagan would one day be president, years before the fact).
-- Mainframe Computers. The average pocket calculator today is probably more powerful than the average mainframe, which ran on hole-punch cards and occupied an entire room.
-- Old Movies and Old Movie Stars. We did not see the black and white films from Hollywood's Golden Age in theaters, but we did grow up watching them on television. As a result, we could all recognize John Wayne, Cary Grant, Shirley Temple, Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Peter Lorre, Katherine Hepburn, Greta Garbo, Jimmy Stewart and the rest. Today, I have to explain who these stars were, and it still doesn't ring a bell.
-- No Altar Girls. When I was a kid, we only had altar boys. I cannot recall that any of us girls ever lobbied to become altar girls, or were ever discontent about not being able to serve at the altar in this age before the feminists came along and told girls they needed to be offended about being "left out." In fact, in an era when daily Mass was offered quite early in the morning, it was a relief not to be called upon to get up before the sun.
-- The Cold War and the Collapse of the Berlin Wall. About a year or so ago, I was somewhat stunned to realize that many adults are too young to remember the Cold War or even the end of the Cold War; and a new generation just now reaching adulthood was not even born during the Cold War. When I was a kid, we still had civil defense drills, complete with civil defense sirens. We kids were actually concerned about what was happening between the United States and the Soviet Union. After the death of Leonid Brezhnev, the parade of short-lived Soviet premiers, and the idiotic explanations given for their lengthy disappearances from public view, was a popular topic of conversation amongst us junior high kids. No one who was not alive and in possession of reason during the Cold War can appreciate how all-pervasive and all-shaping it was. No one not old enough to remember as far back as the Reagan Administration can understand just how sudden and miraculous were the destruction of the Berlin Wall and the fall of East Germany. The Tienanmen Square Massacre in China had taken place only a few months before. In October, 1989, my German professor -- a lady of no mean understanding, who had family in East Germany -- gave it as her opinion that the Berlin Wall would never come down, and Germany would never reunify. Less than a month later, to her joy, the Wall came down. Less than a year after that, Germany reunified. Less than a year after that, the Soviet Union itself followed East Germany onto the ash heap of history.
Yes, generations before us have died out, and become mere footnotes in history; we shall not escape the same fate, nor shall those who come after us. But the reflections inspired by the closing days of 2011 should not end there. Although our time here is short, and the things and people that were once familiar pass away, we should still resolve, first, to use the time we have to save our own souls; second, to help as many as possible of our fellow men to save their souls; and third, to do what we can to leave this world a better place than we found it, even if we ourselves are forgotten.