Friday, October 31, 2008

And Speaking of Halloween...

Model, actress, singer and kookburger fashion afficionado Grace Jones paid Sarah Palin an extraordinary compliment the other day when she heaped disdain on the vice-presidential candidate in an interview with a German entertainment magazine.

"I can't stand Sarah Palin," declared Dennis Rodman's female counterpart. "I bet a woman like that has no sense of humour." Jones, who betrayed no signs of alarm at the prospect of hard-core government regulation of the free market and private property rights that have operated to her considerable benefit over the years, fears the phantom governmental restrictions on libertinism for which she views Palin as an icon.

And Jones doesn't want anybody raining on her parade. "I believe a woman can present herself as a sex object if she has fun doing it," said the sexagenarian, who has apparently even run afoul of feminists for her sexual stunts. We would sure hate to see the day when it's no longer safe for a woman old enough to be a grandmother to appear naked in a cage.

So Sarah, you're obviously on the right track. Keep up the good work!

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