"Men at work" signs. "Men Working Ahead" signs. Signs with pictures of guys wielding shovels. Like a noisome fungus, they sprouted up all over the city of Atlanta, blocking the warm sun of "gender equality," choking off the dying gasps of feminine self-esteem.
"Good fired off letters complaining about the signs to Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin and Gov. Sonny Perdue," reports ajc.com. In the face of this estrogen-fueled temper tantrum, the Atlanta Public Works Commissioner (a man) caved. To reward Cynthia Good for her act of vandalism, the city will modify or replace "Men at Work" signs at a cost of $22.00 to $144.00 apiece, and force contractors to do the same. And Atlanta is only the beginning. Declares Good: "We're calling on the rest of the nation to follow suit and make a statement that we will not accept these subtle forms of discrimination."
Thank God the citizens of Atlanta no longer have to look at signs telling them that only men are working. All over the world, the female sex is subjected to a vast array of horrors and degradations, from female infanticide (including sex-selective abortion) to genital mutilation; from burqas to polygamy; from sexual slavery to stonings. But at least the deadly peril of "Men at Work" signs has been removed.
And as an extra added bonus, Cynthia Good just happened to escape having to answer for malicious injury to property. How convenient.
Oh, Anita! You are a such a wonderful writer; I think you may have missed your calling.
ReplyDeleteGuess we can forget her having "Down Under," "Who Can It Be Now?," or "It's A Mistake" on her iPod, eh?
ReplyDelete. . . you see, they're all by Men at Work. (/Carson)
A Threat from An Offense-Committer, results in Changing a sign like "Men At Work":
ReplyDeleteHow little Testosterone did The Male Commissioner of Public Works, have? How much Estrogen was HE Taking?
Yes, that was very entertaining Anita! I'm just a misogynist, I guess!
ReplyDeleteExcellent talented writer.
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