Herewith the year in review, with thanks to Wikipedia for refreshing my memory on various events.
January
4: Nancy Pelosi (D. California) is the first woman elected Speaker of the House, proving once again there's no accounting for taste.
10: President Bush announces a troop surge in Iraq. Liberals have a cow, and will have an even bigger cow when it becomes apparent (despite the efforts of the drive-by media) that the surge is a success.
15: Saddam Hussein's half-brother/intelligence chief and the former chief judge of Iraq are both hanged at dawn. Iran, under the leadership of the Maximum Pipsqueak, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, announces its intent to defy ineffectual U.N. sanctions and go forward with its nuclear program, leaving western liberals unconcerned.
20: Hillary Clinton announces her intent to re-capture the White House.
Deaths: Molly Ivins; Robert Drinan, S.J.; Denny Doherty (the Mamas and the Papas); Art Buchwald; Ron Carey (Off. Levitt on Barney Miller); Yvonne De Carlo.
10: General David Petraeus takes command in Iraq.
6: Scooter Libby is found guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice, even though the investigation in which he allegedly perjured himself and obstructed justice turned up no crimes.
Deaths: Calvert DeForest (Larry "Bud" Melman); Betty Hutton (singer and actress); John Inman (British actor; Mr. Humphries in Are You Being Served?).
15: Saddam Hussein's half-brother/intelligence chief and the former chief judge of Iraq are both hanged at dawn. Iran, under the leadership of the Maximum Pipsqueak, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, announces its intent to defy ineffectual U.N. sanctions and go forward with its nuclear program, leaving western liberals unconcerned.
20: Hillary Clinton announces her intent to re-capture the White House.
Deaths: Molly Ivins; Robert Drinan, S.J.; Denny Doherty (the Mamas and the Papas); Art Buchwald; Ron Carey (Off. Levitt on Barney Miller); Yvonne De Carlo.
February
10: General David Petraeus takes command in Iraq.
15: Twenty-nine people accused of taking part in the Madrid, Spain Bombing of 2004 go on trial in Madrid.
20: The Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit upholds the Military Commissions Act of 2006, which suspends habeas corpus in the case of enemy combatants. The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to issue an opinion in two consolidated cases challenging the Act during the next year.
25: 79th Annual Academy Awards. Only a small fraction of the population of the United States gave a silver-plated rat's ass.
Deaths: Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.; Ian Richardson (British actor); Anna Nichole Smith; Ralph De Toledano (conservative commentator).
20: The Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit upholds the Military Commissions Act of 2006, which suspends habeas corpus in the case of enemy combatants. The U.S. Supreme Court is expected to issue an opinion in two consolidated cases challenging the Act during the next year.
25: 79th Annual Academy Awards. Only a small fraction of the population of the United States gave a silver-plated rat's ass.
Deaths: Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.; Ian Richardson (British actor); Anna Nichole Smith; Ralph De Toledano (conservative commentator).
March
6: Scooter Libby is found guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice, even though the investigation in which he allegedly perjured himself and obstructed justice turned up no crimes.
Deaths: Calvert DeForest (Larry "Bud" Melman); Betty Hutton (singer and actress); John Inman (British actor; Mr. Humphries in Are You Being Served?).
April
11: North Carolina Attorney General Roy Cooper drops all charges against the Duke University lacrosse players accused of gang-raping a stripper, and categorically declares them innocent.
12: CBS Radio sacks Don Imus for making racist remarks about the Rutgers University women's basketball team.
16: In the United States' worst campus mass murder, a student with a history of serious mental disturbance goes on a shooting spree at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia, killing 32 (not including the gunman, who would commit suicide) and wounding 29.
16: The U.S. Supreme Court releases its opinion in Gonzales v. Carhart, upholding a ban on partial-birth abortion; Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg melts down.
Deaths: Tom Poston; Tommy Newsom (musician on the Johnny Carson show); Jack Valenti (president, Motion Picture Association of America); Boris Yeltsin; Kitty Carlisle; Patricia Buckley (wife of William F. Buckley, Jr.); Don Ho; Kurt Vonnegut; Johnny Hart (author of the comic strip B.C.).
16: The U.S. Supreme Court releases its opinion in Gonzales v. Carhart, upholding a ban on partial-birth abortion; Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg melts down.
Deaths: Tom Poston; Tommy Newsom (musician on the Johnny Carson show); Jack Valenti (president, Motion Picture Association of America); Boris Yeltsin; Kitty Carlisle; Patricia Buckley (wife of William F. Buckley, Jr.); Don Ho; Kurt Vonnegut; Johnny Hart (author of the comic strip B.C.).
May
6: Nicolas Sarkozy, friend of the United States, is elected President of France.
7: NASA announces that the Chandra X-Ray Observatory has detected the brightest known supernova. In typical, unimaginative astronomer fashion, this astounding phenomenon is designated "SN 2006gy."
10: British Prime Minister Tony Blair announces his forthcoming resignation.
11: During his first visit to Latin America, Pope Benedict canonizes 18th-century Franciscan friar Frei Galvão, Brazil's first saint.
29: Bashar Al-Assad is "re-elected" President of Syria.
Deaths: Charles Nelson Reilly; Les Schwab; Jerry Falwell.
10: British Prime Minister Tony Blair announces his forthcoming resignation.
11: During his first visit to Latin America, Pope Benedict canonizes 18th-century Franciscan friar Frei Galvão, Brazil's first saint.
29: Bashar Al-Assad is "re-elected" President of Syria.
Deaths: Charles Nelson Reilly; Les Schwab; Jerry Falwell.
June
1: Serial killer Jack "The Dripper" Kevorkian is sprung from prison after serving a paltry eight years for murdering people under the guise of "compassion."
2: Four men are charged with conspiring to launch a terrorist assault on JFK Airport in New York City.
5: Scooter Libby is sentenced to 30 months in federal prison for allegedly perjuring himself and obstructing an investigation that had uncovered no crimes.
16: Durham County Prosecutor Michael Nifong is disbarred as a result of the spurious rape charges filed against members of the Duke University lacrosse team.
27: British Prime Minister Tony Blair resigns in favor of the new Labour leader Gordon Brown.
30: Terrorists launch a car bomb attack on Glasgow International Airport in Scotland.
Deaths: Liz Claiborne; Charles W. Lindberg (last surviving participant in the two flag-raisings over Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima, the first of which did not yield the famous photograph); Ruth Graham (wife of Billy Graham); Kurt Waldheim.
7: Feast of the Exaltation of the Cross: Pope Benedict issues the long-awaited motu propio, freeing the Traditional Latin Mass from the shackles of stingy bishops.
10: The Cowboy of God is at it again, approving a document issued by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith that reaffirms the Church's age-old doctrine of extra Ecclesiam nulla salus (no salvation outside the Church). Liberals everywhere have a cow.
14: The Archdiocese of Los Angeles, under the leadership of Cardinal Roger Mahony, enters into a $600 million dollar settlement of sex abuse lawsuits, thereby saving the Cardinal from having to testify at trial.
15: Catholic Portugal legalizes abortion.
18: NFL quarterback Michael Vick is indicted in the infamous dog-fighting case.
25: Great moments in blog history: V for Victory! is born. Cyberspace would never be the same.
26: U.S.-led troops kick butt in the Helmand province of Afghanistan, permanently drawing the sting from fifty "insurgents."
30: U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts suffers a seizure, raising unseemly liberal hopes for a new vacancy on the Court.
Deaths: Ingmar Bergman; Tom Snyder; Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner); Lady Bird Johnson.
1: Collapse of the Interstate 35W bridge over the Mississippi in Minneapolis during rush hour, Minnesota, killing thirteen.
6: The Crandall Canyon mine collapses in Huntington, Utah. Three rescue workers die in the attempt to save six trapped miners, who are never recovered.
15: An earthquake measuring 8.0 on the moment magnitude scale strikes Peru, killing more than 500.
27: Former NFL player Michael Vick pleads guilty in the infamous dog-fighting case. All hell breaks loose for Idaho senator Larry Craig when he is found to have pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge arising out of an alleged homosexual encounter in the men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on August 8th. U.S. Attorney Alberto Gonzales announces his resignation.
29: The infamous salmonella spinach scare breaks out.
Deaths: Richard Jewell (security guard wrongly accused of perpetrating the 1996 Olympics bombing in Atlanta); Leona Helmsley; Phil Rizzuto; Merv Griffin; Hal Fishman (face of the news in Los Angeles since 1960).
5: Scooter Libby is sentenced to 30 months in federal prison for allegedly perjuring himself and obstructing an investigation that had uncovered no crimes.
16: Durham County Prosecutor Michael Nifong is disbarred as a result of the spurious rape charges filed against members of the Duke University lacrosse team.
27: British Prime Minister Tony Blair resigns in favor of the new Labour leader Gordon Brown.
30: Terrorists launch a car bomb attack on Glasgow International Airport in Scotland.
Deaths: Liz Claiborne; Charles W. Lindberg (last surviving participant in the two flag-raisings over Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima, the first of which did not yield the famous photograph); Ruth Graham (wife of Billy Graham); Kurt Waldheim.
July
7: Feast of the Exaltation of the Cross: Pope Benedict issues the long-awaited motu propio, freeing the Traditional Latin Mass from the shackles of stingy bishops.
10: The Cowboy of God is at it again, approving a document issued by the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith that reaffirms the Church's age-old doctrine of extra Ecclesiam nulla salus (no salvation outside the Church). Liberals everywhere have a cow.
14: The Archdiocese of Los Angeles, under the leadership of Cardinal Roger Mahony, enters into a $600 million dollar settlement of sex abuse lawsuits, thereby saving the Cardinal from having to testify at trial.
15: Catholic Portugal legalizes abortion.
18: NFL quarterback Michael Vick is indicted in the infamous dog-fighting case.
25: Great moments in blog history: V for Victory! is born. Cyberspace would never be the same.
26: U.S.-led troops kick butt in the Helmand province of Afghanistan, permanently drawing the sting from fifty "insurgents."
30: U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts suffers a seizure, raising unseemly liberal hopes for a new vacancy on the Court.
Deaths: Ingmar Bergman; Tom Snyder; Tammy Faye Bakker (Messner); Lady Bird Johnson.
August
1: Collapse of the Interstate 35W bridge over the Mississippi in Minneapolis during rush hour, Minnesota, killing thirteen.
6: The Crandall Canyon mine collapses in Huntington, Utah. Three rescue workers die in the attempt to save six trapped miners, who are never recovered.
15: An earthquake measuring 8.0 on the moment magnitude scale strikes Peru, killing more than 500.
27: Former NFL player Michael Vick pleads guilty in the infamous dog-fighting case. All hell breaks loose for Idaho senator Larry Craig when he is found to have pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge arising out of an alleged homosexual encounter in the men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on August 8th. U.S. Attorney Alberto Gonzales announces his resignation.
29: The infamous salmonella spinach scare breaks out.
Deaths: Richard Jewell (security guard wrongly accused of perpetrating the 1996 Olympics bombing in Atlanta); Leona Helmsley; Phil Rizzuto; Merv Griffin; Hal Fishman (face of the news in Los Angeles since 1960).
September
8: A great blogger and Dominican lawyer celebrates a birthday (and she won't say which one).
10: Gen. David Petraeus testifies before Congress about the effectiveness of the troop surge; Democrats' shameful treatment of him backfires.
12: The first of a series of major earthquakes takes place off the coast of Sumatra.
14: The motu proprio freeing up the Traditional Latin Mass takes effect.
16: O.J. Simpson is charged with six felonies in connection with an armed robbery in Las Vegas.
26: In an attempt to prevent a schism within the Anglican church, the U.S. Episcopal bishops agree to "exercise restraint" in the areas of consecrating gay bishops and authorizing rites for blessing same-sex unions.
Deaths: Lois Maxwell (the original Miss Moneypenny); Marcel Marceau; Alice Ghostley (character actress); Brett Somers; Jane Wyman; Han Dingxiang (Chinese Roman Catholic bishop imprisoned for defying the Communist government); Madeleine L'Engle (author of A Wrinkle in Time); Luciano Pavarotti.
October
3: More than 3,000 miners are trapped in the Elandskraal gold mine in South Africa. All are rescued.
12: Following in the illustrious footsteps of Soviet stooge Linus Pauling, Soviet dictator Mikhail Gorbachev, terrorist Yassir Arafat, and goober-grabbing, America-bashing ex-President Jimmy Carter, envirowacko Al Gore wins the Nobel "Peace" Prize.
19: A letter sent to Clear Channel Communications by U.S. Senate Majority Leader "Dingy" Harry Reid in an attempt to silence radio superstar Rush Limbaugh is auctioned off on eBay for $2.1 million. The money is donated to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation.
20: Conservative Catholic Bobby Jindal is elected Governor of Louisiana, making him America's first governor of Indian descent. In southern California, fires begin raging that will consume half a million acres between Santa Barbara and the Mexican border.
28: Pope Benedict beatifies 498 martyrs of the Spanish Civil War. Liberals have the vapors over the fact that these martyrs were on the "wrong" side.
Deaths: Robert Goulet; Joey Bishop; Deborah Kerr.
November
3: Crisis in Pakistan: President Musharaff declares a state of emergency.
5: The Writers Guild of America goes on strike. Nobody can tell the difference.
7: French President Nicolas Sarkozy addresses a joint session of Congress, and sends liberals all over the world into apoplectic fits by expressing friendship for and gratitude toward the United States, especially for the United States' enormous role in liberating France from the Nazis.
15: The International Atomic Energy Agency reports that Iran is defying the impotent U.N. Security Council by continuing to enriching uranium. Liberals turn over in bed.
30: Practitioners of the Religion of Peace in Sudan demand the murder of a schoolteacher who allowed her students to "insult" the prophet Mohammed by naming a teddy bear after him.
Deaths: "Evel" Knievel; Henry Hyde; Sean Taylor (Washington Redskins); Dick Wilson (Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials); Norman Mailer; Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets (pilot of the Enola Gay).
December
5: A 19-year-old hoping to become famous opens fire at the Westroads Mall in Omaha, Nebraska, murdering eight before turning the gun on himself.
8-18: Killer ice storms rip through the United States and Canada, leaving at least 64 dead.
9: A gunman opens fire at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado, killing four and injuring two. A female security guard carrying a concealed weapon ends the attack by shooting the gunman. The shooter appears to be the same who had murdered two people at a missionary training center in Arvada, Colorado earlier the same day.
10: Michael Vick gets 23 months' federal time for his role in the infamous dog-fighting case. He is still facing state charges in Virginia.
15: President Pervez Musharaff lifts the state of emergency declared on November 3rd.
18: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia pardons a girl who had been sentenced to 200 lashes and 6 months' imprisonment for having been alone with an unrelated male at the time she was gang-raped by several men.
19: Russian
20: Queen Elizabeth breaks Queen Victoria's record as longest-lived British monarch.
25: Tatiana, a four-year-old Siberian tiger, escaped her cage at the San Francisco Zoo and mauled several people before being shot by police.
22: Britain's former Prime Minister Tony Blair's conversion to Catholicism is announced.
27: Benazir Bhutto of Pakistan, the first woman ever to have served as prime minister of a Muslim country, is assassinated in a suicide bomb attack at a political rally in Rawalpindi.
31: Sarah Jane Moore is paroled at the age of 77 after spending 32 years in prison for trying to assassinate President Ford in 1975. Her attempt on Ford's life came less than three weeks after that perpetrated by Manson Family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, who is currently serving a life sentence in Texas.
Deaths: Ike Turner; Anton Rodgers (British actor); Floyd Red Crow Westerman (actor and American Indian activist); Dan Fogelberg; Frank Capra, Jr.; Stu Nahan (long-time Los Angeles sportscaster).
And this is only a microscopic fraction of all the drama of 2007. May 2008 be a damn sight better.






















